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Lt. Mitch Kellaway:
Ipkiss! Police! Freeze!
[the Mask freezes in mid-air]
Lt. Mitch Kellaway:
Put your hands up.
The Mask:
[his teeth are frozen together] But you told me to freeze!
Lt. Mitch Kellaway:
All right, all right. Un-freeze.
[the Mask un-freezes and falls to the ground]
Lt. Mitch Kellaway:
You're under arrest.
[pulls out his cuffs]
The Mask:
No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!
[regular voice]
The Mask:
All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA!
[gets down on his knees and puts his hands up together]
The Mask:
What are they gonna do to me, Sarg.? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?
Lt. Mitch Kellaway:
[puts the cuffs on The Mask's wrists] Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him.
The Mask:
[the cops bring The Mask to his feet] Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one?
[snorts in laughter]
The Mask (1994)Drill Sergeant:
Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump:
To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant:
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
Forrest Gump:
[narrates] Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
Drill Sergeant:
...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump:
Yes, drill sergeant!
Forrest Gump (1994) The Movie Quotes