BIG CHICO'S MOVIE BLOG

OK, here’s the deal I hate the Twilight series and it pains me to write anything about these ridiculous movies, but the new banner posters came out and they actually look pretty cool. So for all you Twihards out there here are three new posters. My favorite is the last one: Be kind and SHARE! [Translate] var... 

May the good Lord burn out my eye’s if I’m asked to post any more crap about the Twilight series! Don’t get me wrong, I get a ton of hits when I do post something, but I hate encouraging young girls to be emotionally stunted, whiners that think there is anything attractive about a spineless, undead, vampire. For some... 

I was thinking, why haven’t I written anything about any of the new movies coming out on my OWN web site in awhile. Then it hit me like a flash of lightning! Deep down inside I’m dreading writing about what I would consider one of the worst movie trilogy’s out there, that movie would be Twilight and all its sequels.... 

I was in a really good mood this evening and then I received a phone call that changed all that.  The voice on the other end said “Why don’t have the new Twilight: Eclipse pictures up?” My first thought was to say,” It’s because I’m not a douche bag or a prepubescent girl who gets hot looking at spindly pale white... 

Man, Twilight: New Moon isn’t even out of theaters, the next installment Eclipse isn’t out until next summer, and we already have news about the final installment Breaking Dawn. Variety reports that Summit Entertainment is thinking about breaking it up into two separate movies. Everyone knows I’m no fan of the Twilight...